Padmé is my 7lb white, Maltese-Shi-tzu cross…. These are events that did happen, I just wrote dialog to them...
Padme: Tra-la-la :Huge-Ninja-Pug: Ima gonna mess you up tiny dog *bowls Padme over* :Padme: YIPE! :Me: ACK WTF! :Huge-Ninja-Pug's mom: OMG I'm SO sorry! :Huge-Ninja-Pug: Im not through Ima gonna git you.. uh oh :Padme: OH NO YOU DIDNT :Huge-Ninja-Pug: uh-oh :Padme: BOWOWOW *runs full out at Huge-Ninja-Pug* :Scardy-Kat-Huge-Ninja-Pug: HOLY ^%$@ *runs off* :Padme: That's right bitches! :me: BAHAHAHAHA good girl Paddy!
Padme: Mummy it is bEAUtiful out here :Me: Yup! :Padme: I am getting pretty wet though :Me: Yes, you are.. another bath is in order I think :Padme: Aweeeee maaan :Me: Sorry no mucky feet on the hardwood :Padme *sighs* can we stay at the off least ALL day?!?!? :Me: Nope, got to go clean the backyard up :Padme: Blueberries?! :Me: yup in a couple of months.... *Padme runs off* - GET OUTSIDE TODAY!!!!
Padme: *nudging my calf* Look Mummie a wonderful-I-love-it-so-much-and-must bring-it-with-me-STICK! :Me: umm that's not a stick it's a log and bigger then you :Padme: Nah, I can drag it.. umm give me a sec... oh no better from this angle, wait this will work... :Me: I am not picking that up... other dogs have prolly peed and pooped on that : Padme: but.. but... bah you SUCK MUM! *runs off*
Padme: Yay! Off leash time :Me: Enjoy, going to get cold again :Padme: Look Mummie ima gonna run real fast :Me: Mind the ice! :Padme: Ice-schmice, look at me gooooooo woah WTF! *slip! slide! smashy! kronkel!* :Me: *stiffling laughter* You okay baby? :Padme: *giving me the skunk eye* Ima fine... your laughing... you gotta sleep sometime laughing girl!
Padme: Look mum a telephone pole! :Me: Uh-hu :Pole: ... :Padme: Just going to take care of some buisness :Me: Hurry Up its getting Dark :Pole: CREAK! :Padme: ZOMG WTF! :Me: BAHAHAHA :Padme: Shut-up Pole: ....
Padme made friends with a massive tank-like black lab at the off-leash... they ran all around together ... Paddy was so brave with Webster around to protect her.. she'd chase after big dogs then run back and hide under him lol
Me: mmm this stew is good: Padme: ..... : Me: Oh I need more milk: Padme ..... *me getting a glass of milk and coming back into living room*: Padme: mmmm this stew IS good: Me: .....
