Sunday 16 December 2012

The Average Gal vs. Herself

So last month I started NaNoWriMo, I ended up hammering out a novel in three weeks. I went over the 50, 000 word min they set by about 700 words and completed, for the first time a novel.  I then put it aside thinking I would give myself a week and then start editing.

The problem was, once I set it aside, I started getting nervous about what I had written. What if it is complete and utter garbage?  Another week passed and I still didn't want to open up my book and start reading it through.

It's been another week now... still no editing.  I just gave my sister a copy of it.  Depending what she has to say should give me the boot up the ass to either start to edit and potentially fish it out to a publishing house or just file it away under.. 'well I tried.'

Wish me luck... I sure hope my sister thinks it has even just a smidgen of potential!

Thursday 1 November 2012

The Average Gal VS NaNoWriMo

So I have decided to do it.  I have been writing since I was a kid in Elementary School, but have always been to scared to try and finish anything, get it published or let anyone (except an extremely small circle) read my stuff. 

I have zero self-confidence in myself, which is silly I guess.  Feedback has always been positive from those who have read my stuff even when I have begged them to be harsh and truthful.

So after seeing a post from my cousins husband moaning that he should do NaNoWriMo but meh maybe next year, I thought, that's me as well.  Then I thought about it all night and this morning then finally though WTF.. what do I have to loose?  Well the answer is not a god damn thing.  So I have signed up and now started on my book.  This is one I have been kicking about in my brain for a very ling time.  I have started it a bunch of times then giving up, as I always had a beginning and an end but never the middle meaty part.  I finally have that meaty part.

So, wish me luck.  I will try and post my progress (and more blogs, as I have been horrible this year at posting!) and hopefully in the near future there will be a blog post on where you can buy my book.

Tuesday 13 March 2012

The Average Gal VS The Ginger Ale

I came home with bags of groceries after work tonight and opened the fridge to start putting stuff away ....ACK yup needs a clean out.  I pull out old stuff and gave it a quick wipe, the whole time eye-balling and semi ignoring the 3 large glass bottles of homemade Ginger Ale. 
"I really should pour those out" I said to Padmé who was poking her nose into the bags of food.

*side note - I made this ginger ale last summer, it was supposed to be fizzy after 3 days.  When I tried it after 3 days then 7 days later, no dice.  I left them in fridge thinking I could still use the mixture somewhere as even though it wasn't fizzy it WAS rather tasty. *

I pulled the three bottles out placed them on the counter and popped open one.  SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL it was like that Geyser at Yellowstone National Park.  It was like someone took a bottle of champagne, shook it for a millennium and then handed it to me laughing like a jack ass.... Padmé RAN for her LIFE! I stood paralised... what was happening .. WHY was this happening... the stuff was flat!  It took mere seconds for the entire bottle (minus a small amount) to spray up and around my kitchen.  Most of the 1.5 litres was now running down my counter top on to my tile floor, splashed up above on my cabinets, microwave dripping, the fridge across from the counter, dripping... OHHHH NOOOOEEEESSSS!

I pulled every tea towel I own (which is an amazing amount, I have come to the realisation this evening) out and started to mop it all up.  My socks - soaked through, my pants, splattered and wet... my dog... no where to be found (heart of lion Padmé has).  Her food soaked through and mushy, water bowl, topped up.  What a flippin mess!

After wiping it all up, I was left with a nasty sticky mess, so I have had to also wash all my floors, all my cabinets, my microwave, fridge and counter tops.

Lessons learned:

1. 1.5 litres can cover A HUGE area, when sprayed
2. Flat homemade ginger ale will eventually fiz up if you leave it long enough
3. my awesome video game reflexes has diminished in my old age
4. Padmé is afraid of flying ginger ale and piles of wet floor mats and tea towels..
5. Swiffer wet works well on sticky ginger ale floors

*sigh*

I'm exhausted, I think I will have a strong cup of tea and maybe a biscuit.

Thursday 8 March 2012

The Average Gal vs the Brake Lights

So earlier this week, as I was stopped at a light, a guy pulled up next to me and motioned for me to roll down my window.  I hesitated, since I potentially could have cut him off earlier with my assertive driving, but he didn't look mad, so I rolled my window down.

"Check your brake lights!' he shouted at me ... Caught off guard, I shouted back 'errr hu?' by this time traffic was moving and he should have been long gone.  "CHECK YOUR BRAKE LIGHTS' he bellowed, with the car behind him laying on the horn, he gave the driver behind him the bird and took off. 

Hmmm I thought, I guess I should check my brake lights... I drove home and TOTALLY FORGOT cause I was tired and not really thinking about it.

The next morning as I backed out of my parking spot, and hit my brakes, I could see the red of my brakes and thought, oh yeah check my brakes... but I see red.. they must be okay.  Maybe the lights are just dirty and with the sun, the guy couldn't see them right.

Couple of days passed, and last night driving home from picking up my weekly comics, there was this huge truck behind me.  One of those ones jacked up 50 feet high, that looks kinda stupid, the kind you joke about that they are making up for lacking in other areas of their life *cough* you know what I mean. 

I popped into my local grocery store for some milk, and this mass of man comes in, that I realise quickly is the driver of said massive truck and he very politely says to me ''scuse me" I turned to him and he smiled and said 'sorry, but your brake lights are out" ... "all of them?" I asked.  "No, the main 2, the centre one in the hatch-window is working"  "Oh thanks very much" I said, feeling firstly stupid about not realising the red light was the middle light I noticed, and 2 judging the polite and kind young man for chasing me down to tell me.

So, how long had both my lights been out?  I shudder to think, hopefully not much longer then the first warning I got.  It also, made me think, wow 2 different guys made a big effort to tell me about the lights being out, because really, how do you know if your rear lights are out?  You can tell when the head lights go, even the left and right blinkers are easy to check... but brake lights?  Note to all, get someone to help you check your brake lights!

I also found it interesting that no women tried to tell me, it was a man both times.  After that 2nd incident I googled, 'How to change the brake lights on Mazda 3 sport" then removed a bulb, went to Canadian Tire, found the correct bulb and changed them both out.  In the parking lot, I found an older man and told him I had just changed my brake lights and could he tell me if they worked.  I touched my brakes and he gave me the thumbs up.

I now have all three brake lights working just fine (yay me for changing them myself, difference I am guessing between $5 and $105, if I asked Mazda to do it).

I found driving home today that I was studying the brake lights on all the cars in front of me, if I ever see someone with burnt out bulbs, I am going to do my best to let them know!

Wednesday 25 January 2012

Jan. 25, 2012 Comic Update

The newest 30 Days of Night came out today and I can say I nearly fell off my treadmill (yes I read comics or novels when I work out, makes the time go by much faster).  I have always been a Steve Niles fan girl (see previous link to his website), but one of the things I like about him (besides his no nonsense take on horror and none sparkly vampires) is he isn't afraid to take risks with his characters.  Also see his series of Criminal Macabre, same thing, lots of ass kicking and violence.

My second pick this week is Rachel Rising (again see links below), I wasn't sure were this was going, I kept reading and hung on and this week paid off.  For sure the best issue in the series so far.  I am glad I stuck it out with this one.

The next series, is Game of Thrones, I am a HUGE fan of these novels, I think they are the best series of books I have ever read, and I always have a book or two on the go.  The comics are wonderfully drawn and capture the spirit of the books.  Note: I loved the tv series as well and look forward to season two in April!

The ongoing Walking Dead series was the fourth read on the treadmill today, I love this series (see previous posts about the comics vs the show).  If you read the series ya know what I am talking about, if you have only see the AMC show... my god go read the comics!

I still have this weeks I, Vampire and Infestation 2 to read, but I had to get off the treadmill and make dinner and so on... will post about them later.

Happy reading!

Thursday 5 January 2012

My comic picks of 2011

So first of all ouch, been several months since my last post... I should probably work on that in the new year, hey there we go a resolution!

I thought I would post about some of my favourite comics from 2011.

- Robert Kirkman's The Walking Dead, poor poor Rick, things just do not get any better for this guy.  I wont give anything away, since some probably have only watched the TV show.  I have read all the comics and was reading them before the show came out.  The comics are better then the show, but the show is good and enjoyable.  They are loosely following the comic story, but already someone is dead who shouldn't be and someone who is supposed to be dead, isn't.  Will leave it at that!

http://www.walkingdead.com/

- Brandon Seifert's Witch Doctor - I loved this series, it is gross and funny and just really enjoyable. Looking forward to a one shot next week! Go Penny Dreadful GO!

http://www.witchdoctorcomic.com/witchdoctor.html

- Steve Niles returns to 30 Days of Night... This series will continue on to the new year, but nice to see him return to the series.  None Sparkly Vampires.. all you need to know!

- Steve Niles - Criminal Macabre, there was a really big reveal a few months ago in this series, part horror, part sleuth and part humour, how can you resist the sarcastic antics of the the drug addicted, alcoholic private 'dick'?

http://www.steveniles.com/

- Joe Benitez's Lady Meckanika - After a 6 month wait, issue 3 finally just hit the shelves, yay!  A steampunk comic with amazingly beautiful artwork has me hooked.  Part machine, part Lady our hero tries to figure out her past and who made her what she is...

http://www.joebenitez.com/mechanika.htm

- Rachel Rising - Terry Moore's newest gift.  Issue 4 just came out and I am no closer to figuring out what exactly is going on, a girl is killed, and raises from the dead.  We don't know why or who killed her (or do we) then there is that creepy ass kid.. what is up with her...

http://www.terrymooreart.com/

- Locke and Key by Joe Hill I am late to the game on this one as it has been running for ages, but I read a promo one shot and then picked up the first bound set and it is pretty damn cool.  Hard to describe in a brief blog, so check out the site and have a look.  Or better yet go to your comic shop and see if they have the $1 one shot (yes $1, so you can't go wrong)

http://www.idwpublishing.com/lockekey/  http://joehillfiction.com/

If you don't have a local shop, try http://www.tfaw.com/ they have a great selection and awesome customer service.

Now all of these are pretty much adult and horror, want something fun but pretty G rated? Check out the web comic, Modest Medusa, by Jake Richmond.  This was a kickstarter project I supported and I can't wait for my hard copy of this comic to arrive.  It is a really cute and fun comic.

http://www.modestmedusa.com/?p=25

That's it for now.  Happy reading, let me know if anyone has any horror recommendations.

Oh and Happy New Year!